I have a list of states that I’ve visited (“Drive Through” and
“Destination” states). That list has grown by five states in less than a month.
My latest addition on my “weekend” off of work was South Dakota. Seeing Mount Rushmore
is just one of those American things I felt I had to do in my lifetime, and
since I now have a season parking pass, I will only get more American as the summer goes on (I plan to reuse the parking pass as many times as they'll let me). I stopped at a rest area that had this sign in the bathroom stall. Don't kid yourself, Wyoming. It's an indoor outhouse...
The first stop on my agenda was Crazy Horse in the Black Hills, which
was about 3 to 3.5 hours driving time from Torrington, WY. Crazy Horse is ran
by a private foundation including the family of the original sculpture Ziolkowski. Check it out online for the full history.
Basically, it was commissioned by the Native Americans of the Black Hills
because the Americans had Mount Rushmore, so they wanted a monument to one of
their great chiefs: Crazy Horse. The monument started with one man, a
generator, and some tools. It is still a work in progress and is already much
bigger than Mount Rushmore. It was started in 1940, and there is still a lot of work to be done on it. It will be awesome to revisit it in the future, take pictures, and compare the progress they've made. But Crazy Horse. Though a little expensive, it was a
great trip and I recommend it. I would definitely suggest setting aside a large
portion of your day to see everything. That was my mistake. This was my first
encounter with horsehair pottery, which I’ve fallen in love with and will buy
at some point during my adventures (I didn't budget for it).
I’m
here to tell you about how awesome it was. If I go back, I plan on taking a
trip up to stand face to face with Crazy Horse. This time, I just hadn’t
budgeted the time or money for it. They have an extensive museum with various
collections of Native American artifacts, a 30 minute-ish film on the history,
food, gift shop, and a viewing platform with a scaled model of the finished
Crazy Horse monument. It was $11 to get in, which I thought was kind of
expensive and does not include the trip up to see
Hill City, SD |
ext stop was Hill
City, SD, which is a cute little touristy town near Mount Rushmore and
Crazy Horse. A family friend told me I had to stop and eat at the Alpine Inn, a
German restaurant that advertised “fine European dining” on the door. Had I
known this, I would have opted for a slightly less sweaty t-shirt (I don’t
dress up for anything except job interviews, weddings, and funerals; fine
European dining does not qualify for “dressy”). Turns out, the food was
very affordable. I got the Cattleman special: beef tips, grilled onions, and
cheese in the form of a sandwich with a French dip to go with it and
a side of German potato salad. I don’t even like potato salad, but theirs was
delicious. While I was eating, every customer I heard talking was going on
about how their bread pudding was the best they’d ever had. One bragged that
he’d had bread pudding in New York City, and this was much better. Another
asked if they could ship it to North Dakota. I was trying to eat on a budget,
but I had to try this bread pudding. I was not disappointed. I can’t say I’m a
bread pudding expert, but this was melt-in-your-mouth delicious. For the whole
meal and tip, I paid $22, the most I spent on food the entire trip.
I spotted a rock shop across the road, so of course I had to go in
there. I wondered into a few shops and learned that there is going to be a bike
rally near there. One million bikers are expected to attend. I think I’ll avoid
the area around that time.
So
you’re the biggest Kim Kardashian fan alive. You think she’s beautiful and
smart and sexy and super tan and in shape. Larger than life. And then you see
her in person. And she’s a jerk. She’s kind of pale, and doesn’t look at all
like her Photoshopped pictures. I’ve never had that happen, but that’s how
imagine it would feel. I had this image in my head of this gigantic structure
that fills your whole frame of view, and I show up only to find that everyone
Photoshopped out the bottom half of the mountain and made them look a lot
bigger. But, like I said, I was more impressed the longer I stood admiring it. And
I only had to yell at one little brat of a child. There is a viewing platform
that hangs over an amphitheater. I’m not good at judging distances, but I would
say it’s a 40 or 50 foot drop. When I walked up there was a kid that had
climbed up onto the concrete portion and had one leg over the metal railing,
but he stopped when I walked up. But he came back, and this time he managed to
get both legs over the railing and was shouting, “I’m not gonna die!
Na-na-na-na!” I realized that his parent(s) was nowhere to be found, so I
yelled, “Get your ass down from there!” He rolled his eyes at me but muttered,
“Fine.” My work done, I headed off to the path up the mountain. I’m glad I took
the time to hike up the mountain and relax for a bit underneath the giant faces.
It really helped me appreciate just how huge they are. And huge or not, they
are American, and I felt a little more patriotic after being there. Now that I
have a season parking pass (there was no day pass, weird), I’ll probably try to
catch an event there or something. I would like to see the fireworks there
around the Fourth of July. Because there’s only one thing more American than
Mount Rushmore, and that’s Mount Rushmore with colorful explosives going off in
the background.
Well, this concludes part one of my South Dakota adventure. I feel like
this is enough reading material for one blog, so I’ll continue my next entry
with my adventure out from the Black Hills into the plains, including Rapid
City and Badlands National Park.
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